CLAUDE to RICA: Bakla! Hinay-hinay lang, baka ma-stroke ka.
RICA: (busy sa kanyang bagong treadmill)
RICA: Ha . . eh . . . Huuu .. Kerb . . . Arrrgggh . . . He . . Ha . . . Hay . . Haaay . .
CLAUDE & BERNZ: (watch lang kay Rica, burning his calories)
BERNZ: Claude, ano ba? Sabihen ko ba?
CLAUDE: Pano mo ba kasi nalaman yan?
BERNZ: Basta. Mahabang kwento.
CLAUDE: Speculation?
BERNZ: Hinde! May reputation ang source ko.
CLAUDE: So, what's the reason behind you telling or asking him about that?
BERNZ: Wala lang. I'm concerned. We're friends naman na eh.
CLAUDE: O, gusto mo lang ma-justify yung CHISMIS!
BERNZ: (isep . . . . isep . . . . lakad. Upo sa sofa) Hindi naman . . . . pero . . . parang ganun na nga. Ano ba? He's my ex . . . .
CLAUDE: He's your ex . . . . . . as an ex, do you actually have the right to peer into your ex's sexual activities?
BERNZ: Oh . .. well . . eh kasi . . .
CLAUDE: Don't tell him . . . . .
After three hours . . . . .
Lunch . . . . . . at Greenbelt . . . . . Sentro.
May umuusok na sinigang na corned beef sa pagitan namen
BERNZ: Rock Star, may sasabihen ako sa yo.
ROCK STAR: Sure, what's that?
BERNZ: Did you do it with . . . . . Model no. 4?
ROCK STAR: Why do you need to know? So . . . that you can put it in that BLOG of yours . . . . .
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