Wednesday, August 24, 2005

SPEECHLESS

BERNZ to CLAUDE: Palagay mo ba sabihen ko sa kanya?

CLAUDE to RICA: Bakla! Hinay-hinay lang, baka ma-stroke ka.

RICA: (busy sa kanyang bagong treadmill)

RICA: Ha . . eh . . . Huuu .. Kerb . . . Arrrgggh . . . He . . Ha . . . Hay . . Haaay . .

CLAUDE & BERNZ: (watch lang kay Rica, burning his calories)

BERNZ: Claude, ano ba? Sabihen ko ba?

CLAUDE: Pano mo ba kasi nalaman yan?

BERNZ: Basta. Mahabang kwento.

CLAUDE: Speculation?

BERNZ: Hinde! May reputation ang source ko.

CLAUDE: So, what's the reason behind you telling or asking him about that?

BERNZ: Wala lang. I'm concerned. We're friends naman na eh.

CLAUDE: O, gusto mo lang ma-justify yung CHISMIS!

BERNZ: (isep . . . . isep . . . . lakad. Upo sa sofa) Hindi naman . . . . pero . . . parang ganun na nga. Ano ba? He's my ex . . . .

CLAUDE: He's your ex . . . . . . as an ex, do you actually have the right to peer into your ex's sexual activities?

BERNZ: Oh . .. well . . eh kasi . . .

CLAUDE: Don't tell him . . . . .

After three hours . . . . .

Lunch . . . . . . at Greenbelt . . . . . Sentro.

May umuusok na sinigang na corned beef sa pagitan namen

BERNZ: Rock Star, may sasabihen ako sa yo.

ROCK STAR: Sure, what's that?

BERNZ: Did you do it with . . . . . Model no. 4?

ROCK STAR: Why do you need to know? So . . . that you can put it in that BLOG of yours . . . . .



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