Wednesday, November 02, 2005

GOODBYE! Bunso!!!!!

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The following day . . . . . mga alas-kwatro ng hapon eh sleeping beauty pa ang drama ko ng mega-katok si Tita Lorns. So, nagising ang bakla sa talak ng mudra, chika niya haves daw akez ng friendiva na mega-waitsiva sa sala. Najisip kez agad si Rica or Claude. So, chika kez kay Tita Lorns na paatakin na lang sa kwartobelles kez at washington pa akez sa mood na shumoyo ever.

"Hello there sleepyhead,"

With all my topless body and my spongebob boxers, sabog-sabog na heraton at fezlack na wa pang hilamos ever . . . . halos napabalikwas akez sa hinihigaan kez nang masighteous kez na witchelles si Rica o si Claude ang jumosok sa kwartobelles kez.

"Bunso!? What are you doing here?"

Hinila kez agad ang kumot to cover my naked (and vuloptuous) body.

"I decided to drop by. And I heard about Kiara's wedding tomorrow."

May-I-sit si Bunso sa gilid ng kama kez habang tulala pa ren akez sa momentz.

"So, what are you up to?" chika ni Bunso habang megashitig sa eyes kez na feeling kez eh may muta-muta pa.

"Nothing! Nothing much. I'm 'just taking some rest…. You know Bunso, I have to tell you something . . . . . . ."

Super summon akez ng powers sa itatalak ko kay Bunso.

" . . . . . . Bunso, you know, after Kiara's wedding, I'll immediately go back to Manila."

"Really? Why?"

"Well, because I have to. I have a work there. I have a life there."

"You shouldn't go back to Manila."

Napalaftir akez sa tinalak ni Bunso. "And can you give me a valid reason why I shouldn't?"

"Because I'm here."

Ishoshornong kez sana kung seryoso siya sa tinalak niya pero pag-sight kez sa mga mata niya eh feeling kez eh seryoso nga ang jugets kahit nakasmile siya na parang nakakaloko.

"You know what Bunso, maybe you should start learning Tagalog. And this is your first lesson, MAGKAPE KA!"

"What?"

"Follow me, MAG-KA-PE KA!"

"MEG-KE-PEY KE!"

"Good!"

"What does that mean?"

"Nothing, it is just an expression. You tell that to somebody who needs to feel nervous once in a while."

"So, you're telling me that I should be nervous? Why?"

"It's a long story. . . . . . . . . . . but seriously Bunso, I'd like to thank you for everything. For keeping me company. For hanging out with me, for all the crazy stuff that you do. You're very special. So, let's make this a bit easier for us. I really have to go back and we may not see each other again for a long time."

"Yeah. I kinda figured that out. That's why I prepared something for us. Just a sec. I'll get something from my car."

So, nung umisquierda si Bunso eh fast and the furious akez na nagshorts at nag-t-shirt, umatak ng nyi-arette, hilamos, toothbrush galore, konting suklay and avratheng.

At pagbalek kez sa kwarto eh andon na si Bunso . . . . . .

"Well, I heard that you are a big fan of wines."

"Bunso, you shouldn't have . . ." sinight kez ang wine . . . . . . isang Merlot, Italian, 1932. "This is expensive."

"No worries, it didn't cost me a penny."

Windang akez.

"It's my dad's. He got a lot of this stuff."

"You little thief."

So with a cork-screw eh inopen niya ang bote ng wine at may baon talaga siyang long-stemmed wine glasses.

After some landian portion and a couple of glasses of the super-sarap na merlot habang naka-indian sit talaga kami sa kama key hey hey eh napansin kong super-shitig lang sa 'ken si Bunso habang mega-kwentobelles akey tungkol sa mga eksena namin ni Varsity Captain.

Binato ko siya ng unan, "Bunso, you're not listening."

"I'm sorry, I'm a bit distracted."

"Huh . . . ."

"Your eyes. It's distracting."

"So, don't look at them."

"I can't."

"And why?"

"It has a somekinda spell or something."

"Ha!"

"Maybe thats why Im so into you. You have special powers, dont you? You have the powers to captivate somebody and you start enticing that person with your eyes."

"Will you shut up? Youre full of bullshit."

"It's not bullshit, Bernard. Do you know that you have talented eyes?"

"Ha!? Talented eyes. That's a first."

"You have this certain stare when you are talking and it holds me, or anyone that you're talking to. It's inescapable. And you have this another look when you are pissed."

"I never get pissed."

"Yes you are, liar! You get pissed . . . . . remember when we were walking together and someone made a remark, I really didn't understand but you gave him this look that as if you are going to tear his limbs apart. You do that without even moving your eyebrows. You have this another look when you are thinking of what you're going to say that you move your eyeballs to the back of your head and your eyes are all white, the first time I saw you did that, shit! I got freaked out, your like a witch or something. And you have this look. That look that you have right now, I never saw that before. Now, I don't know what that means. Tell me?"

"What look? I just look all the time, I really didn't know that I have multiple looks."

"You see, you did that again."

"What?"

"That look that I just saw. Is that the look of a Bernard who's happy?"

"Hahaha. Maybe perhaps, thats my look when I know that somebody is bullshitting me!"

Napalaftir si Bunso, ginetching niya ang unan na binato ko sa kanya at ipinaslak talaga sa fez ko. Pilita Corales naman akez onggalin, chika ko shorma na ang harutan at baka-mashorpon ang wine-galore sa kama kez. At nang shinonggal na niya ang unan sa fezlack ko eh his face is already inches away from my face. Wa siya smile or anything. Nakatitig lang siya sa mga mata key na parang may hinahanap.

"Stop that Bunso, you're freaking me out."

Hindi gumalaw si Bunso, try kong lumayo sa fezlack niya pero hinawakan niyang ang balikat kez.

"Is this a staring contest? Because if it is, I just lost. I'm not very good at staring contests."

"Can't you see? I'm seducing you." Chika niya with a very soft voice, waing expression ang fez at biglang inilabas niya ng slight ang dila niya at ipinadaan dahan-dahan sa pagitan ng kanyang lips.

"Well . . . . . you're not very good at it," chika ko with a soft and gentle voice den at in fairness, hindi ko kinakaya dahil bet ko na talaga siyang sunggaban kanina pa.

"Bullshit . . ." pahina nang pahina ang boses niya. "Kiss me . . . " chika niya another na halos bulong na lang. Super lapit na ren ng fez niya sa fez ko, super hearsung ko ang paghinga niya, at super hearsung ko ren ang jugjug . . . jugjug . . . . . sa dibdib ko at pati na ren sa junjun ko.

Ginetching niya ang isang kamay kez at ishinotong sa junjun niya.

Get! Get! Awwwwwwwww!

Sherlag na din siya!!!!

Junjun!!!!! Maghunos dili ka junjun!!!!!

Ipinatong niya ang baso niya sa mesa at ginetching din niya ang baso kez.

Witchelles pa ren kami kumakawala sa titigan portion at ang dalahira kong kamay na may sariling buhay ay parang ninamnam naman ang junjun ni Bunso na para din namang may sariling buhay.

Hay nako!

Attack!

Hinalikan ko siya. Or rather sinunggaban ko na talaga siya. Lapchukan galore. Hininga sa hininga. Labi sa labi. Dila sa dila. Isang umaatikabong lapchukan portion na parang wala ng kinabukasan. Maski nauubusan na kame ng hininga eh go pa ren ng go. Atak pa ren ng atak. Join lang ng join.

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Hanggang sa hanggang doon na lamang po at maraming salamat.

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O siya siya. Sige. Nangyari na nga ang dapat mangyari. Isang maliwanag na FAREWELL FUCK. At since, general patronage ang blogsiva na itey hey hey eh witchelles na akez gogorah sa details and besides, eynimomentz eh may magnakaw na naman ng entry na itez at mabalahura lang akey hey hey dahil ipopost na lang bigla sa isang online tagalog porn stories. Harsh!!!!

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